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I'm going to vent about my little exercise in futility tonight. After publishing my information on Monster, I was pretty geeked. Naturally, you'd think it would be as fun, (if not more,) to do the same at Career Builder. No. It's not. Let me tell you this: when I graduated from college and was looking for my first job (some 6 years ago,) Career Builder was THE place. It was helpful, easy to navigate, and you could get in and out. You didn't need to spend three hours trying to figure out how to format your resume so it's not just one big, 4-page-long, run-on sentence that no employer in their right mind would take a second glance at. Specific example you say? Not example...reality. I did in fact spend a tremendous amount of time clicking and entering information everywhere possible. What's worse...there was no good place for me to put joblish codes. I finally just said "screw it," and made my resume private so no one search it.
Please don't get me wrong...I'm not bashing on Career Builder. It takes work to put yourself out there...I would just prefer that my work be rewarded with a decent looking finished product. It would be great if you could call Barney Stinson up and ask him for a video resume...that would solve all my problems (How I Met Your Mother reference.) Unfortunately, even though Laura-Land isn't always grounded in reality, that isn't possible. Soooo, I'm going to make Career Builder work. I'm not going to leave you hanging. I did find a solution. I put my joblish codes at the top of my resume, directly below my name and contact information. You can't get much more "pow" than that. I still haven't figured out how to format it, but that's another problem for another night (and don't worry...you won't have to hear about it again.) Once I did that, I started to think about my Monster page. I logged back in and added my joblish codes to my resume there as well. On Monster, I now have my codes in two highly noticeable places. The more you can get it out there, the more rewarding it will be.
To summarize my neurotic, type-A musings; I've successfully entered my joblish information into Monster, Career Builder, LinkedIn, Facebook, and now I'm going to tackle a new website that I just learned of. It's threaded through Career Builder. It's called Bright Fuse. I'm going to check it out and you'll hear about it in a couple of days.
joblish. What's joblish? How do I use it? Where do I use it? Is it a language? (Yep.) As promised, I will address these and many other burning questions. I do, however, have a few more words about interviewing and then I'll get to the bread and butter. The Big Show. joblish. So....Suit up! (For anyone that doesn't watch "How I Met Your Mother," please do. It's quite likely that I'll make more references to it. Plus, it's a great show).
I asked what should and shouldn't be said in a job interview. I'm going to give some fast and fun gems about the "do's" and "don't's" of interviews. I like to read magazine columns that have lists of "Instead Of This," "Try Saying This." It's a lot less boring than regular prose. So, here are some of my favorite faux pas and their more socially acceptable substitutes.
Instead of: I hate my job.
Try: My job has taught me a lot about what I want to do with my career and I am ready to move on.
Instead of: I hated my last boss. Try: Explain why the last organization wasn't a correct fit and how your relationship with your former boss could have been improved. Be constructive.
Instead of: What if I do something stupid and screw everything up?
Try: How is my performance evaluated and how often?
Instead of: Do I have to work a lot?
Try: What are the responsibilities and expectations of this position?
And my personal favorite...
Instead of: How much will you pay me?/Do I get a bonus/How much vacation do I get/When will you promote me? Try: Always, always, always wait for them to tell you.
This list is by no means all-inclusive, but it gives an idea of the good, the bad, and the just plain ugly. Be prepared for your interview, learn about the company, bring a list of questions you have, be polite, and rehearse your answers to your interviewer's possible questions. You want to be as comfortable and confident as possible. As always, send any questions to me at thelaura@joblish.com. Next? joblish, joblish, and more joblish. Visit http://www.joblish.com/, sign up (it's free!), and get excited. This is is the main event!
What's the most common opener for a job interview? "Tell me about yourself." I'll say it once and I'll say it a thousand times: that's not a question, and how are you supposed to respond?! You want to move the interview forward and there's nothing worse than sitting across from your prospective employer and hearing crickets. Awkward. I've found success with this type of response:
"I graduated from Michigan State University with a degree in Psychology and Human Resources. I have strong organizational skills and substantial experience with multiple, global customers including Japan, Europe, Canada, and Mexico. With the skills that I've gained and my eagerness to learn more about this position, I will be a strong addition to your team. Will you tell me more about the responsibilities that I'll be taking in this role?"
Okay...that's just an idea and don't follow it as gospel, but hopefully it gives some clues about how to react to that question. Briefly touch on your strengths, important/relevant experience, and tell them why you would be a good choice to join their team. There's nothing that says you can't ask them questions too! In fact, most interviewers welcome the inquiries. Alright, you breezed through that first question with flying colors. This will put the meeting off to a smooth start and allow the meeting to move more fluidly.
The rest is largely dependent upon what job you are interviewing for and what that particular company's interview guidelines entail. In the interest of keeping this bit of rambling moderately short, (I don't want YOU to start hearing crickets,) I'm going to call it a day. As usual, I'm going to leave you with yet another question to ponder until I share my next pearl of wisdom. What should and shouldn't you say in an interview? Talk amongst yourselves.
Yeah! You got your interview. You've used your charm, charisma, and confidence to get that first meeting. I've often thought about a job interview like a blind date. The similarities are alarming. You've never met the person you're going to see, you're going to dress up, you're going to be on your best behavior so that person gets a fantastic first impression, and you're going to go home hoping for a second date. Not a perfect comparison, but for my purposes, it works nicely.
I'm going to break the interview down into several sections. The first part that I want to address briefly is wardrobe. We're all grown ups here so I'm not going to sweat the details, but here are the big points:
1. Dress to impress (cliche I know, but it's true.) For men, it's a suit, for women...well...it's still a suit.
2. Keep jewelry to a minimum, no nail polish, hair back, and try to hide the tattoos.
3. Polished shoes, women: make sure the heels aren't too high. Stilettos are probably not the look you're going for.
4. Use your best judgement and my general rule of thumb is that if I have a question about it; it's probably not appropriate.
Now you're dressed, you have at least three printed copies of your resume in a portfolio with a note pad, a couple of pens, and you're ready to roll. Plan to arrive about 10 minutes early. As I said earlier, we're all big kids so I'm not going to dwell on the minutia, but if there is anything you want more detail about, just e-mail me at thelaura@joblish.com. When you meet your 'date,' make eye contact, smile (but not too much because that can be creepy,) use a firm handshake, and be confident. When you reach your destination office or conference room, be seated and get ready for the the questions.
I've spoken to some recruiters and been to my share of job interviews and the consensus is that interviewers LOVE the following opener: "Tell me about yourself." That's not a question! How are you supposed to answer that?! My unfiltered, inner monologue wants to say that I'm an Aquarius, I like long walks on the beach, I'm getting married in October, and I'm dying to find out how "Lost" is going to end. Shockingly, that's not what they're looking for. You do, however, want to tell them some key information that will pique their interest. But how do you do that in a succinct and effective way that will begin the interview smoothly and transition into the next set of questions? Think about it and I will tell you what has worked for me in my next post.